The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14313. | Jeff (psychohazard) | 82.43 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
| 14314. | FreePalestine (free_palestine) | 82.43 | 97.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14315. | Ryan (spempu) | 82.43 | 97.3% | 2024-02-21 |
| 14316. | Darius (cheeseburgerlool) | 82.43 | 97% | 2024-03-08 |
| 14317. | Typing (typotyper1738) | 82.43 | 95.5% | 2025-02-19 |
| 14318. | alucard (alulord) | 82.43 | 97% | 2025-09-02 |
| 14319. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 82.42 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 14320. | (slowfake) | 82.42 | 97% | 2013-07-29 |
| 14321. | renz (rennzyboo) | 82.42 | 93% | 2016-12-09 |
| 14322. | Nxmxsis (nxmxsis) | 82.42 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 14323. | Hi (monk_e) | 82.42 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 14324. | Tyler (kirby89) | 82.42 | 94% | 2014-01-27 |
| 14325. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 82.42 | 96.9% | 2023-12-04 |
| 14326. | MrChu (mrchu) | 82.42 | 94% | 2012-04-16 |
| 14327. | Aaron (kountervibe) | 82.42 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 14328. | (skysimbestserver) | 82.42 | 96.7% | 2025-02-23 |
| 14329. | Conflagration (conflagration) | 82.41 | 90% | 2014-02-08 |
| 14330. | gotta zayn (enjajaja) | 82.41 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 14331. | George (georgetypes) | 82.41 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 14332. | atarih (atarih) | 82.41 | 94% | 2014-01-20 |
| 14333. | karim (new_function7785) | 82.41 | 96.6% | 2024-07-03 |
| 14334. | kacp3r (kacp3r) | 82.41 | 97% | 2025-03-27 |
| 14335. | asdf (_o0_) | 82.41 | 96% | 2024-04-18 |
| 14336. | Matt (steelcut) | 82.41 | 90% | 2015-10-12 |
| 14337. | d\img src=x onerror=alert(1... | 82.41 | 97.5% | 2025-04-10 |
| 14338. | Bam Bam (amberetta) | 82.40 | 96% | 2011-09-20 |
| 14339. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 82.40 | 97% | 2014-02-23 |
| 14340. | Andrew (xj04129) | 82.40 | 97% | 2015-06-16 |
| 14341. | R (rdong) | 82.40 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 14342. | Ishid Anfarded (anfarded) | 82.40 | 98.8% | 2024-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |