As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5000. | 2002hondaaccord (gamingboss... | 98.00 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5001. | 희성 (mttprk) | 97.98 | 95% | 2017-04-07 |
| 5002. | Stefan (fendorian) | 97.97 | 98.8% | 2023-07-20 |
| 5003. | nick (macbookprolmao) | 97.97 | 91% | 2015-12-14 |
| 5004. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 97.95 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
| 5005. | Tyler (ttyler99) | 97.94 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 5006. | Angel (angel_j) | 97.94 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 5007. | C (203995014) | 97.94 | 93% | 2016-03-09 |
| 5008. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 97.93 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5009. | Howard (howardpx2016) | 97.92 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5010. | ngmh (ngmh) | 97.92 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 5011. | Jeff (chiefjeef) | 97.92 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5012. | Luke (nuttsforpepper95) | 97.91 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 5013. | Lunar (damn_lunar) | 97.91 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 5014. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 97.91 | 96% | 2015-11-14 |
| 5015. | Lizzy (lizwell) | 97.90 | 96% | 2025-12-28 |
| 5016. | Aston Tanner (atanner) | 97.89 | 100% | 2024-11-20 |
| 5017. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 97.89 | 99% | 2026-03-14 |
| 5018. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 97.89 | 99% | 2017-01-23 |
| 5019. | numdegased (numdegased) | 97.88 | 99% | 2022-02-11 |
| 5020. | doodle2552 (doodle2552) | 97.87 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
| 5021. | Release from the pain (abod... | 97.86 | 97.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| 5022. | Jordan (jinxei) | 97.85 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
| 5023. | Decoy (decoy4232) | 97.84 | 97% | 2026-02-05 |
| 5024. | Ben (tt_ben) | 97.84 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5025. | Weiszy (weisz) | 97.84 | 94% | 2017-05-05 |
| 5026. | Bodhi (kadar09) | 97.84 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 5027. | Alex (alextamago) | 97.83 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 5028. | jacktheboy211 (jacktheboy211) | 97.83 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 5029. | Take (teysolongo) | 97.83 | 98% | 2015-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |