The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9723. | Katy (kittymeowers) | 89.78 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9724. | jason (pravus) | 89.78 | 94% | 2012-01-20 |
| 9725. | Looking For GF (veiven) | 89.77 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9726. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 89.77 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 9727. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 89.77 | 95% | 2014-03-04 |
| 9728. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 89.77 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 9729. | Nghi (quaivatsoi01) | 89.75 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 9730. | Taxi (another_driver) | 89.75 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9731. | Illunoir (chaelys) | 89.75 | 95% | 2019-11-21 |
| 9732. | WanToSpeak (samsam321) | 89.75 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 9733. | beeandca (beeandat) | 89.75 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 9734. | Uber (ubaer) | 89.75 | 96% | 2016-07-23 |
| 9735. | Darth (littleani) | 89.75 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 9736. | DiLiP (chiyya) | 89.75 | 95% | 2013-10-08 |
| 9737. | Veronica (veronicccaaa) | 89.75 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 9738. | Sam (pnayserenity) | 89.75 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 9739. | Mato (matoxz) | 89.74 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9740. | m (async) | 89.74 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9741. | slip (sliiiip) | 89.74 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9742. | Jerry (jxu98dvorak) | 89.74 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 9743. | Junjun (thezeatark) | 89.73 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 9744. | ian (vortox2587) | 89.73 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
| 9745. | Jim (shiifty) | 89.73 | 98% | 2013-07-23 |
| 9746. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 89.73 | 97% | 2015-03-19 |
| 9747. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 89.72 | 97.8% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9748. | da_B0mba (da_b0mba) | 89.72 | 99% | 2021-07-11 |
| 9749. | Magicall (magicall) | 89.72 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 9750. | ty (maltose) | 89.72 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 9751. | Kristin (tchncolorcupcake) | 89.72 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 9752. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 89.72 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |