I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8708. | Alex (sidewalkshowdown) | 88.85 | 95% | 2025-01-27 |
| 8709. | Evan (elin4046) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8710. | Ava (spritemite) | 88.85 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 8711. | Jump (toadjump) | 88.84 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 8712. | wayne (nonlimit) | 88.84 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 8713. | Anthony (antho17) | 88.83 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8714. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 88.83 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 8715. | CHIEN (chient) | 88.83 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 8716. | Swap (swapyt) | 88.82 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 8717. | Will (royal__) | 88.82 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 8718. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 88.81 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 8719. | Emmett (silaada) | 88.81 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 8720. | Jayden (ducktraining) | 88.80 | 97.7% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8721. | Alpha147258 (alpha147258) | 88.80 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 8722. | Dawid (garje) | 88.80 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 8723. | Arijit (arijit91) | 88.80 | 96% | 2017-06-19 |
| 8724. | Ɓritishyobro (britishyobro) | 88.79 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 8725. | Polovski (locluc) | 88.79 | 98% | 2025-02-22 |
| 8726. | T^T (asylumchess) | 88.79 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 8727. | Santy (ooboy) | 88.78 | 98% | 2024-05-08 |
| 8728. | jono (jonohubbard) | 88.78 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 8729. | Genel Yazici (genelyazici) | 88.77 | 97.5% | 2025-05-01 |
| 8730. | Rift026 (rift026) | 88.77 | 96.5% | 2025-01-09 |
| 8731. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 88.77 | 100% | 2023-07-05 |
| 8732. | sieng (masterchulia) | 88.77 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 8733. | Xavier (rangicus) | 88.77 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 8734. | jonjonbon (jonjonbon) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8735. | Trixie (fantoro) | 88.77 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 8736. | Pablo (alannx) | 88.76 | 97% | 2020-02-15 |
| 8737. | Mbappe (kylian_mbappe) | 88.76 | 97.5% | 2023-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |