So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17249. | Pietro (pierin) | 72.83 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
| 17250. | Snowy (rainysnow) | 72.83 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 17251. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 72.83 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 17252. | Neil (thunderchickeng) | 72.83 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17253. | honeybug (honeybugson) | 72.83 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 17254. | Lorenzo (amberqq) | 72.83 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 17255. | Товарищ (hamkor) | 72.82 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17256. | Jarel (jarel123) | 72.81 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 17257. | fastboi (ooofooo) | 72.81 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 17258. | Arya (arya_max_) | 72.81 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 17259. | Max (morex) | 72.80 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 17260. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 72.80 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 17261. | George (georgedmi) | 72.80 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 17262. | ตีนหรรษา (k... | 72.80 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| 17263. | Taken (takenkills) | 72.80 | 94.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 17264. | Sora (sora2669) | 72.80 | 99% | 2021-03-18 |
| 17265. | Alwin (al_888) | 72.79 | 93% | 2014-11-20 |
| 17266. | Ptr. - Dots (asylum) | 72.79 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 17267. | Gregor (gysi) | 72.79 | 98% | 2014-10-25 |
| 17268. | Ferat (gadreel) | 72.79 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
| 17269. | Paramesh (hsemarap) | 72.79 | 97% | 2016-04-17 |
| 17270. | Aria (spaceface32) | 72.79 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 17271. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 72.79 | 95.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 17272. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 72.78 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 17273. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 72.78 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 17274. | sanny (scd92318) | 72.78 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 17275. | pengin (lhp0) | 72.78 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 17276. | Rav (impaledbison) | 72.78 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 17277. | sillyboy (sillyboyva) | 72.77 | 94% | 2012-01-26 |
| 17278. | Jerome (jrocket_28) | 72.77 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |