And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4982. | CHEESE (looneycheese) | 112.30 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 4983. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 112.29 | 95% | 2017-04-25 |
| 4984. | Jeff (yenemy) | 112.28 | 90% | 2015-11-23 |
| 4985. | Tony (violinplayer) | 112.28 | 96% | 2011-09-03 |
| 4986. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 112.28 | 98% | 2017-03-07 |
| 4987. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 112.27 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 4988. | Anon (invictafreet) | 112.27 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 4989. | Jason (mjasbor) | 112.27 | 98% | 2015-03-25 |
| 4990. | Uder (uder) | 112.27 | 96% | 2015-12-24 |
| 4991. | Young (youngflee) | 112.27 | 95% | 2015-08-08 |
| 4992. | Dre (goobird) | 112.26 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 4993. | David (xpoes) | 112.26 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 4994. | Blade (kingsblade) | 112.25 | 99% | 2020-07-10 |
| 4995. | YUME (tanunki) | 112.25 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 4996. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 112.25 | 98% | 2015-02-27 |
| 4997. | Vardan (vardan) | 112.25 | 98% | 2012-06-28 |
| 4998. | GUL (ghuleh) | 112.24 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 4999. | yoon (yoonconner) | 112.24 | 99% | 2013-02-24 |
| 5000. | Ptr. - Dots (asylum) | 112.24 | 96% | 2012-06-19 |
| 5001. | Shirley (shirley56) | 112.23 | 100% | 2013-05-25 |
| 5002. | Phu (nvp2211) | 112.23 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 5003. | Type like never before! (re... | 112.23 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 5004. | Harambe (mrfebie21) | 112.22 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 5005. | The Planck (djsauble) | 112.22 | 99% | 2018-11-30 |
| 5006. | Eric (aerran) | 112.21 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 5007. | Angela (angelavsdevila) | 112.21 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 5008. | tired (jlam55555) | 112.21 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 5009. | < TM > (infinity_tom) | 112.21 | 96% | 2013-02-13 |
| 5010. | Carter (cws2002) | 112.21 | 95% | 2016-11-15 |
| 5011. | can't english (unight) | 112.20 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |