The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21404. | Latrece (pearly) | 69.99 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 21405. | Elias (ferrari_golf) | 69.99 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 21406. | Handri (baldkid) | 69.99 | 89% | 2016-03-20 |
| 21407. | reprogram (reprogrammercoder) | 69.98 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 21408. | Kellen (kellenmhose) | 69.98 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 21409. | peepee (batkhaan21) | 69.98 | 97.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 21410. | anshul (anshul1219) | 69.98 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 21411. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 69.98 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 21412. | Noobleh (noobleh) | 69.98 | 92% | 2014-11-03 |
| 21413. | Hotte (hottemax) | 69.98 | 97% | 2011-10-04 |
| 21414. | bogits (carmencopper) | 69.98 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 21415. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 69.98 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 21416. | Joey (092767) | 69.98 | 94% | 2016-10-28 |
| 21417. | Sweta (sweta.phpdev@gmail.com) | 69.97 | 96% | 2016-06-21 |
| 21418. | Jeff (stemer) | 69.97 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 21419. | Sakura (foreheady) | 69.97 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 21420. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 69.96 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 21421. | elemental (asy_coder) | 69.96 | 97.5% | 2023-05-26 |
| 21422. | Gurveer (gundo_1) | 69.96 | 96.4% | 2023-07-11 |
| 21423. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 69.96 | 95% | 2017-12-17 |
| 21424. | Swypit (swypit) | 69.96 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 21425. | Roberts (muskaleitis) | 69.96 | 94% | 2014-09-13 |
| 21426. | Maria (lanfear33) | 69.96 | 92% | 2012-09-24 |
| 21427. | Peto (peto) | 69.96 | 98% | 2012-01-12 |
| 21428. | Iveso (iveso) | 69.96 | 93% | 2013-04-05 |
| 21429. | Lukares (dulacz) | 69.95 | 98% | 2015-01-09 |
| 21430. | Andrew (andrew530) | 69.95 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 21431. | chonk (gooseiman) | 69.95 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 21432. | mariel (malverly) | 69.95 | 95% | 2014-04-26 |
| 21433. | Akshay (asdofindia) | 69.95 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |