Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2086. | Kyle (kylebobyle) | 84.48 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 2087. | Potato (ragingpotato711) | 84.47 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 2088. | Alex (mythsty) | 84.46 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2089. | zefanya24k (zefanya24k) | 84.44 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 2090. | Christian (chrixsi) | 84.44 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2091. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 84.44 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 2092. | صنديد (sundid) | 84.42 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 2093. | Joshua (joshcat) | 84.42 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 2094. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 84.40 | 97% | 2018-02-17 |
| 2095. | Michael (michaelfisawesome) | 84.39 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2096. | Aleksander (acidix) | 84.38 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2097. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 84.38 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2098. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 84.37 | 94% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2099. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 84.36 | 99% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2100. | Jen (jdangela2) | 84.36 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2101. | Vebjørn (vebzebol) | 84.36 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 2102. | Will (royal__) | 84.32 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2103. | Marco (astroqueen) | 84.32 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 2104. | kylie (bibiq) | 84.30 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2105. | Michael (v3spula) | 84.27 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 2106. | Andy (superchubs) | 84.26 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 2107. | Kevin (chqu7424) | 84.26 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2108. | Simon (chongy0) | 84.25 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 2109. | k (mc0sta) | 84.24 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 2110. | cj (mp7maniac) | 84.24 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 2111. | Andrew (dadrew1) | 84.23 | 99% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2112. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 84.22 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2113. | Kai (gigadelic) | 84.22 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 2114. | ☀️9v3rte☀️ (astrotw... | 84.21 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2115. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 84.20 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |