The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1733. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 117.28 | 97.9% | 2023-12-24 |
| 1734. | J pot pot (jpotpot) | 117.27 | 90% | 2015-06-05 |
| 1735. | DeeFly (deefly) | 117.27 | 98.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 1736. | Alumetra (rayacross) | 117.27 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 1737. | nuh uh (penguinish) | 117.27 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 1738. | JB (wtfhowareyousofast) | 117.23 | 98.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 1739. | dah (highrool) | 117.22 | 99% | 2017-09-02 |
| 1740. | Lactophenol Cotton Boy (tpy... | 117.22 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 1741. | Todd (ttran65) | 117.22 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 1742. | Bob (bgulliver) | 117.20 | 95% | 2012-02-05 |
| 1743. | ISuckAtTyperacer (im_bad_at... | 117.20 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 1744. | Mitchel (mitchthebaker) | 117.20 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 1745. | bindyy (bindyy) | 117.18 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 1746. | Patrick (verona) | 117.17 | 99% | 2012-11-03 |
| 1747. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 117.16 | 99.2% | 2024-07-03 |
| 1748. | GEDO (z222bk) | 117.15 | 98% | 2025-09-18 |
| 1749. | Aaron (astroot) | 117.14 | 98% | 2012-11-09 |
| 1750. | Shawn (magicpoop) | 117.14 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
| 1751. | Raidenovitch (silverbeach) | 117.14 | 98.1% | 2024-05-17 |
| 1752. | AL (chrismas05) | 117.13 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 1753. | Jerry (squadala) | 117.13 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 1754. | Ivan (ivan_ivanov) | 117.12 | 98% | 2025-12-29 |
| 1755. | U-Zyn (uzyn) | 117.12 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 1756. | Chris (chriswithazee) | 117.10 | 97% | 2012-05-04 |
| 1757. | Michael (lemi77) | 117.10 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 1758. | Mr. (mikewazowski) | 117.10 | 98% | 2016-07-12 |
| 1759. | Justin (rettmatic) | 117.10 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| 1760. | t (tomn114) | 117.10 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 1761. | Boats ✰ (vboats) | 117.10 | 99% | 2025-07-19 |
| 1762. | Iron (ironshredder) | 117.09 | 98% | 2024-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |