Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34495. | Mohamad (fazel94) | 45.01 | 81% | 2017-04-22 |
| 34496. | sc__tm (mdtm) | 45.00 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
| 34497. | Icelast (icelast) | 45.00 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 34498. | Zysiz (shaukatali_momin) | 45.00 | 94.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 34499. | Felix (felix2010) | 45.00 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 34500. | Lukas (lukas2tech) | 45.00 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 34501. | DataDev (tinysingh) | 45.00 | 100% | 2017-02-09 |
| 34502. | Asselya (asselina94) | 44.99 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 34503. | John (kensucsatthis) | 44.99 | 92% | 2020-10-14 |
| 34504. | Shinichi (shinichikudo4230) | 44.99 | 92% | 2014-09-04 |
| 34505. | Thuan (wreenwood) | 44.99 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 34506. | eni (winnie_eni) | 44.99 | 93% | 2015-08-09 |
| 34507. | shiroashi (shiroashi) | 44.99 | 94% | 2015-07-15 |
| 34508. | Pastow (pastowkutub) | 44.99 | 93% | 2018-11-09 |
| 34509. | Sovit (fredsa) | 44.99 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| 34510. | LeBrick (alvdar) | 44.99 | 90% | 2011-12-22 |
| 34511. | ✔Realization✈ (bulletso... | 44.98 | 88% | 2016-11-07 |
| 34512. | Andres (astro732) | 44.98 | 93% | 2019-02-03 |
| 34513. | Tarun Kumar (youtarun) | 44.98 | 93% | 2023-05-30 |
| 34514. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 44.98 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 34515. | Alec (alecbar) | 44.98 | 94% | 2020-12-21 |
| 34516. | Vecko (vecko) | 44.98 | 93% | 2021-03-28 |
| 34517. | Hayden (23stewhc) | 44.98 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 34518. | yaniv (atiedturtle) | 44.98 | 92% | 2015-04-18 |
| 34519. | Arnel (nel23) | 44.98 | 97% | 2013-01-29 |
| 34520. | Kishan (69_420_ez) | 44.97 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 34521. | Stirling (vanix) | 44.97 | 89% | 2015-06-04 |
| 34522. | jerry (sheep0109) | 44.97 | 92% | 2021-10-24 |
| 34523. | Muhammad (gaboen) | 44.97 | 86% | 2011-12-08 |
| 34524. | Godwin (gknyaga) | 44.97 | 98% | 2017-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |