As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11518. | coolzacboy (coolzacboy) | 80.86 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 11519. | Tiktaktoktok (toktok13) | 80.85 | 96% | 2025-08-01 |
| 11520. | Adam (adammasterx) | 80.85 | 95.4% | 2023-07-22 |
| 11521. | Harry (hzhou) | 80.85 | 95% | 2019-08-28 |
| 11522. | idk man (ithatme) | 80.85 | 97.6% | 2023-08-11 |
| 11523. | e (stalker_lady) | 80.85 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 11524. | Nathan (cocdeela) | 80.85 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11525. | Harry-san (heathenshammer) | 80.84 | 95.3% | 2023-12-04 |
| 11526. | SMdG (hyperlord) | 80.84 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 11527. | Solaida (solaida) | 80.84 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11528. | Niccster (niccster10) | 80.84 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| 11529. | Kornel (kornelt) | 80.83 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 11530. | cashy_b (cashy_b) | 80.83 | 98% | 2023-11-10 |
| 11531. | Ameen (ameen_a21) | 80.82 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 11532. | RED (red666) | 80.82 | 96.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 11533. | Ahmed (fouadfo2sh) | 80.82 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 11534. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 80.81 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 11535. | mrmine (mrmine) | 80.81 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 11536. | Arjun (asterbot) | 80.81 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11537. | TypingIsProfound (improveyo... | 80.81 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 11538. | Alec (abahrami) | 80.81 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
| 11539. | a (aidan2021) | 80.80 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11540. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 80.80 | 96.7% | 2023-11-15 |
| 11541. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 11542. | Bojack (bojack1) | 80.80 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 11543. | arif (arif_islam) | 80.80 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 11544. | Sharky (sharkoo) | 80.79 | 97% | 2025-08-13 |
| 11545. | you (gotten) | 80.79 | 96% | 2026-04-16 |
| 11546. | B00P (aaron_sy1) | 80.79 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 11547. | Aziz (azizxushvaqtov07) | 80.79 | 99% | 2023-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |