I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14563. | Brian (briandh25) | 76.79 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 14564. | Daniel (xdanielx456) | 76.79 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 14565. | Snh2003 (snh2003) | 76.79 | 93% | 2016-10-27 |
| 14566. | Nathan (naniinate) | 76.78 | 96% | 2026-01-12 |
| 14567. | MO (mag240) | 76.78 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 14568. | Keingar (keingar) | 76.78 | 95.7% | 2024-02-05 |
| 14569. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 76.78 | 98% | 2026-04-15 |
| 14570. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 76.78 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 14571. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 76.78 | 97% | 2017-05-29 |
| 14572. | ザク (dzak3) | 76.78 | 98% | 2016-08-07 |
| 14573. | Orio (otrio69420) | 76.77 | 97% | 2025-01-22 |
| 14574. | asuteraj (asuteraj) | 76.77 | 97.9% | 2024-10-23 |
| 14575. | Tyler (breakingearth) | 76.77 | 96.1% | 2023-11-26 |
| 14576. | Bruno (brunoyb) | 76.77 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 14577. | Umich (umich) | 76.77 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14578. | Michael (mcassedy) | 76.77 | 93% | 2016-10-24 |
| 14579. | toomuchads (toomuchads) | 76.76 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 14580. | Maximus (asso2002) | 76.76 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 14581. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 76.76 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 14582. | Mark (hikchoi) | 76.76 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
| 14583. | mediocre` (zxxxx) | 76.75 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 14584. | House (houses) | 76.75 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 14585. | Will (top_hats_off) | 76.75 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 14586. | Oliver (ollciso) | 76.75 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 14587. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 76.75 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 14588. | Ellie (malvita) | 76.74 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
| 14589. | Jeffrey (deuce1196) | 76.74 | 93% | 2022-02-28 |
| 14590. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 76.74 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 14591. | Charles (druidmax) | 76.74 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 14592. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 76.74 | 98.4% | 2021-02-07 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |