The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15289. | Bryan (quacksmack69) | 79.42 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 15290. | wonder (life_festival) | 79.42 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 15291. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 79.42 | 91% | 2012-11-19 |
| 15292. | torriz (torriz) | 79.42 | 89% | 2014-01-02 |
| 15293. | JPepperwood (jpepperwood) | 79.42 | 93% | 2016-05-09 |
| 15294. | Nghia Duc (nghiaduc) | 79.42 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 15295. | Caleb (cbob) | 79.41 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 15296. | Tetu (bwewts) | 79.41 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 15297. | Ozan (homtiri) | 79.41 | 98% | 2013-01-16 |
| 15298. | Last (laaast) | 79.41 | 88% | 2017-05-06 |
| 15299. | Polish Mike (maik0) | 79.41 | 96% | 2012-10-09 |
| 15300. | Tim (slowpoke_99) | 79.40 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 15301. | Noodle (noodle0044) | 79.40 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 15302. | asdfas (relashish) | 79.40 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 15303. | IGOR (lordiggy) | 79.40 | 95% | 2012-08-07 |
| 15304. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 79.40 | 93% | 2014-04-16 |
| 15305. | Arbean (tarrega12) | 79.39 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
| 15306. | Maarten (mette1337) | 79.39 | 97.9% | 2023-08-15 |
| 15307. | DJ (asskickers74103) | 79.39 | 96.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 15308. | Sphage (sphage) | 79.39 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 15309. | Mikoto (mikoto) | 79.39 | 92% | 2014-05-09 |
| 15310. | ICON (_icon_) | 79.38 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 15311. | Riley (nugget909) | 79.38 | 95.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15312. | Terje (acigez) | 79.38 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 15313. | Nobody (anhddo) | 79.37 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 15314. | Hannan (hazinudin) | 79.37 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15315. | mike (mima) | 79.37 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 15316. | SUdeep (sud1201) | 79.37 | 99% | 2020-10-20 |
| 15317. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 79.36 | 97.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 15318. | Deepak (gdn_td) | 79.36 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |