I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4268. | d (dc37) | 109.25 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4269. | andrew (andrew090909) | 109.24 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 4270. | ekiswildride (ahmdshauqie) | 109.23 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 4271. | Fluke (nuggetbella) | 109.23 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 4272. | Chris (chrisdapula) | 109.23 | 98.2% | 2023-08-14 |
| 4273. | norble (norble) | 109.22 | 100% | 2024-10-04 |
| 4274. | steven (bigdong696969) | 109.21 | 100% | 2024-01-23 |
| 4275. | Evan (evarlese13) | 109.21 | 100% | 2022-12-26 |
| 4276. | 災禍 (psyaika) | 109.21 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4277. | Joshua (joshque) | 109.20 | 98.8% | 2025-03-15 |
| 4278. | JaySavvy (jaysavvy) | 109.20 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 4279. | Novacane (bbbzzz) | 109.20 | 98% | 2017-06-02 |
| 4280. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 109.19 | 98.3% | 2024-04-19 |
| 4281. | Alexander (doskido) | 109.19 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4282. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 109.19 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4283. | FingerKing (dirtydeetz) | 109.19 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 4284. | Matthew (_mrmatthew_) | 109.18 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 4285. | Peacok (msigl) | 109.18 | 98% | 2024-03-29 |
| 4286. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 109.18 | 99% | 2017-10-15 |
| 4287. | CA66 (ksydry5) | 109.18 | 100% | 2019-12-05 |
| 4288. | pennani (pennani) | 109.17 | 100% | 2022-07-11 |
| 4289. | Benny (typervain) | 109.17 | 98.1% | 2025-02-25 |
| 4290. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 109.17 | 98% | 2025-12-31 |
| 4291. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 109.17 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 4292. | Qi (qitang) | 109.17 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 4293. | Killka (warpwar) | 109.17 | 97% | 2017-03-28 |
| 4294. | Pacific Monk (pacificmonk) | 109.17 | 98.3% | 2024-07-03 |
| 4295. | rngy (rngyy) | 109.17 | 99% | 2018-03-16 |
| 4296. | slip (slipp_) | 109.15 | 99% | 2025-04-15 |
| 4297. | None of (heythere456) | 109.15 | 99% | 2020-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |