Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6327. | (adma) | 94.97 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 6328. | שבי (wallabyy) | 94.96 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 6329. | Maddie (mgaynor22) | 94.96 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 6330. | Taylor (tle07) | 94.96 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 6331. | Gaurav (silverlightning) | 94.96 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 6332. | iCheese (icheese23) | 94.95 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 6333. | Wesley (wesopeso) | 94.95 | 96% | 2015-11-06 |
| 6334. | pootychess (pootychess) | 94.94 | 99% | 2022-06-16 |
| 6335. | Korky (wildstyle) | 94.94 | 95% | 2014-08-24 |
| 6336. | I (excelsiate) | 94.94 | 94% | 2017-05-20 |
| 6337. | Conflagration (conflagration) | 94.94 | 92% | 2014-09-07 |
| 6338. | Harish (hkhandrika) | 94.93 | 96% | 2016-03-16 |
| 6339. | Pierre (fireworkks) | 94.93 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 6340. | Sunny Earther (sunnyearther) | 94.93 | 94% | 2015-01-14 |
| 6341. | hotdogs are sandwiches (era... | 94.92 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 6342. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 94.92 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 6343. | Tree (aspect) | 94.91 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 6344. | X (al9569) | 94.91 | 94% | 2014-01-08 |
| 6345. | edward_flex (edward_flex) | 94.90 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 6346. | Jet (lightshade) | 94.90 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 6347. | Sean (mong00756) | 94.90 | 100% | 2018-07-28 |
| 6348. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 94.90 | 99% | 2014-10-02 |
| 6349. | Lexi (suns_showers) | 94.89 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 6350. | Tane (husquin) | 94.89 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 6351. | A (kyiret) | 94.89 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 6352. | Justin (ch1naman) | 94.89 | 96% | 2011-09-07 |
| 6353. | On Caffeine (rg_kid) | 94.89 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 6354. | Baruk (baruk) | 94.89 | 100% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6355. | palyer (palyer) | 94.88 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 6356. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 94.88 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |