The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16241. | faran (farankhan) | 77.87 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 16242. | ray (rayearly2) | 77.86 | 98% | 2015-04-28 |
| 16243. | Dustin (dudelol) | 77.86 | 92% | 2012-10-12 |
| 16244. | Greg (gregmolick) | 77.86 | 91% | 2014-11-22 |
| 16245. | James (zapetus) | 77.86 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16246. | Andrew (osparks) | 77.86 | 92% | 2014-06-10 |
| 16247. | Mary (pewekute24) | 77.86 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 16248. | wcbyte (wileyc19) | 77.85 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 16249. | life (life1186) | 77.85 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 16250. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 77.85 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 16251. | sophie (horses) | 77.84 | 91% | 2012-08-07 |
| 16252. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 77.84 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
| 16253. | Patryk (pearl0) | 77.84 | 94% | 2012-12-19 |
| 16254. | cegprakash (cegprakash) | 77.84 | 96% | 2014-04-04 |
| 16255. | TImothy (timot3a) | 77.84 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 16256. | Kanak - (berlari) | 77.84 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 16257. | Alex (tra_pz) | 77.83 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 16258. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 77.83 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 16259. | elctp (elctplee) | 77.83 | 99% | 2014-02-14 |
| 16260. | Rahul (rahulshankar96) | 77.83 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 16261. | ApSad (apaars) | 77.83 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 16262. | poopy (joyuri) | 77.83 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 16263. | kerem (cattle61) | 77.83 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 16264. | hello (askmeaquestion) | 77.83 | 95% | 2014-08-29 |
| 16265. | deohanz (fierywormz) | 77.82 | 97% | 2016-09-16 |
| 16266. | Kelvin (kelvin_jesus) | 77.82 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 16267. | Raff (rafchixx) | 77.82 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 16268. | pp (tsuxk) | 77.82 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 16269. | zyao (siryao) | 77.82 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 16270. | Shek (shek___) | 77.82 | 95% | 2014-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |