And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19582. | Bruce (figherto) | 79.77 | 95% | 2016-01-14 |
| 19583. | Andy (andy4574) | 79.76 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 19584. | kramton (kramnot) | 79.76 | 97.4% | 2023-09-23 |
| 19585. | Michael (thecreepyguy) | 79.76 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 19586. | Kirtaph (kirtaph) | 79.76 | 94% | 2016-11-24 |
| 19587. | Luis (luispartosa) | 79.76 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 19588. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 79.76 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 19589. | Pie (pie4) | 79.76 | 93% | 2014-06-08 |
| 19590. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 79.75 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 19591. | (twogah) | 79.75 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 19592. | Ricardo (arpasusi) | 79.75 | 99% | 2012-12-18 |
| 19593. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 79.75 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 19594. | Jared (happysat) | 79.74 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 19595. | Cal Naughton, Jr. (rocket86... | 79.74 | 96% | 2014-05-16 |
| 19596. | KeeG9x (keeg9x) | 79.74 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 19597. | Desmond (desmond012) | 79.74 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 19598. | Ken (aeyuak) | 79.73 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 19599. | Mahmoud (mastercyrax) | 79.73 | 93% | 2014-02-12 |
| 19600. | Antonis (blinkos) | 79.73 | 91% | 2014-11-09 |
| 19601. | Reverie (tifa_lockhart) | 79.73 | 96% | 2016-03-16 |
| 19602. | J (geonjr) | 79.73 | 97% | 2011-09-28 |
| 19603. | hello (askmeaquestion) | 79.73 | 97% | 2014-08-30 |
| 19604. | livio (livio_scarsea) | 79.72 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 19605. | Joe (tekno_viking) | 79.72 | 98% | 2013-11-12 |
| 19606. | ZQXJ (zqxj) | 79.72 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 19607. | Marshall (crabzy) | 79.72 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 19608. | deohanz (fierywormz) | 79.72 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 19609. | Joseph (appledood123) | 79.72 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 19610. | elpresador (el_presador) | 79.72 | 94% | 2012-01-13 |
| 19611. | Danica (danica) | 79.72 | 93% | 2013-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |