I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2479. | nd03 (zeyox) | 119.41 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 2480. | Tabs (aptex) | 119.40 | 99.4% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2481. | Paul (evariste_galois) | 119.40 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 2482. | Peaches (devastated) | 119.40 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 2483. | tivo (tivotavo) | 119.39 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 2484. | kacarrot (carrotman) | 119.39 | 99% | 2018-12-07 |
| 2485. | harry (harrysz) | 119.37 | 99.4% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2486. | Patrick (araex) | 119.36 | 100% | 2019-01-28 |
| 2487. | Charleston (charlestongrays) | 119.36 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 2488. | Lynx (pro_ditto) | 119.36 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 2489. | failure (bluejobs) | 119.33 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 2490. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 119.32 | 99% | 2026-01-27 |
| 2491. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 119.32 | 99.4% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2492. | MinheeMaster (minheemaster) | 119.32 | 100% | 2023-12-10 |
| 2493. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 119.31 | 98% | 2017-01-19 |
| 2494. | Iskantor (umvred) | 119.31 | 98% | 2017-04-08 |
| 2495. | Ask-2005 (ask2005) | 119.30 | 98.8% | 2024-01-26 |
| 2496. | Frantman (frantman) | 119.30 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 2497. | silky (quit101) | 119.30 | 98.8% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2498. | moses (mohsus) | 119.29 | 98% | 2025-12-12 |
| 2499. | Best Milk (calciumchaser) | 119.29 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 2500. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 119.28 | 100% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2501. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 119.27 | 97.3% | 2024-04-12 |
| 2502. | usd kid slacking on work (c... | 119.27 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 2503. | Magsi (magsi) | 119.27 | 98.8% | 2024-01-13 |
| 2504. | ᓚᘏᗢ (richivinsky) | 119.27 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 2505. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 119.25 | 99% | 2017-02-23 |
| 2506. | fj0q (fj0q) | 119.24 | 99% | 2025-06-29 |
| 2507. | Fabian (fabiankxf) | 119.22 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 2508. | Jo (typermac) | 119.22 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |