The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9707. | (superman4858) | 47.31 | 91% | 2015-07-15 |
| 9708. | (hamed0) | 47.31 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9709. | Victor (tucky50) | 47.31 | 90% | 2017-03-31 |
| 9710. | Mike (mcpshiming) | 47.31 | 89% | 2017-03-22 |
| 9711. | Daniel (quaque) | 47.30 | 95% | 2023-01-21 |
| 9712. | (famouspig) | 47.30 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 9713. | (masteriousgr) | 47.30 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 9714. | Fhals (fhals) | 47.30 | 86% | 2014-08-22 |
| 9715. | thai (jindo86) | 47.30 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 9716. | (kacper_ziemecki) | 47.29 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9717. | (kishanraj2006) | 47.29 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 9718. | (yougcraft) | 47.28 | 84% | 2014-10-16 |
| 9719. | ave.23WPM (yomaster174) | 47.28 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9720. | Milan (milanaldahra) | 47.28 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9721. | thasnh (thasnh) | 47.28 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 9722. | (wongs) | 47.28 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 9723. | Nam3tA3n (nam3tak3n) | 47.27 | 93% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9724. | DeadpoolFromAliBaba (bruhgo... | 47.27 | 95% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9725. | (filipge) | 47.27 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 9726. | (guzzler) | 47.27 | 87% | 2014-04-06 |
| 9727. | (shwetoee@gmail.com) | 47.27 | 95% | 2012-09-26 |
| 9728. | (mysticmandhu) | 47.27 | 95% | 2011-08-10 |
| 9729. | King (kingblapa) | 47.27 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 9730. | A (asive) | 47.27 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 9731. | (keyslapperboy) | 47.26 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 9732. | John (apathy_incarnate) | 47.26 | 95% | 2020-03-14 |
| 9733. | AK (akganguly) | 47.26 | 96% | 2014-09-16 |
| 9734. | (supitsasian) | 47.26 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 9735. | cat (catmeow1) | 47.26 | 98% | 2011-12-04 |
| 9736. | Sheeky (akiyoto) | 47.25 | 95.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |