So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19478. | samson (rangwin) | 69.22 | 96% | 2014-06-07 |
| 19479. | Norbert (norbert) | 69.22 | 92% | 2012-07-15 |
| 19480. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 69.22 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 19481. | Ben (benph) | 69.21 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 19482. | Cass (paramisery) | 69.21 | 96.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 19483. | L (thereddone) | 69.21 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 19484. | mad792 (mad792) | 69.21 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 19485. | Luke (lvsq) | 69.21 | 96.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 19486. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 69.21 | 92% | 2016-03-08 |
| 19487. | Criss (criss1980) | 69.21 | 97% | 2011-11-30 |
| 19488. | Andrew (completespud) | 69.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 19489. | Kira (kirasong) | 69.20 | 98% | 2015-08-21 |
| 19490. | Nor (nor9864) | 69.20 | 89% | 2015-09-11 |
| 19491. | sd (yoyoyou) | 69.20 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 19492. | Victor (vctrku1) | 69.20 | 95% | 2016-06-25 |
| 19493. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 69.20 | 94% | 2013-06-26 |
| 19494. | Darius (dpar27) | 69.19 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 19495. | Thiago (thiagotnunes) | 69.19 | 99% | 2012-10-31 |
| 19496. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 69.19 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 19497. | Pavan (mpkreddy93) | 69.19 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
| 19498. | Ashish (asis) | 69.19 | 97% | 2014-10-17 |
| 19499. | Nagisa (nagisaaliya) | 69.18 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 19500. | Suraj Gurung (samiraz) | 69.18 | 99% | 2023-08-27 |
| 19501. | Hamed (vhamed) | 69.18 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 19502. | john (internal) | 69.18 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 19503. | Souvik (rascalam) | 69.17 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 19504. | matan (m20072) | 69.17 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
| 19505. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 69.17 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 19506. | DF (df__) | 69.17 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 19507. | Unknown (braziliandude) | 69.17 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |