So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13778. | Argentina player faster (mk... | 78.63 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 13779. | jason (thatsniceman) | 78.63 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 13780. | pwr (pwr00) | 78.63 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 13781. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 78.63 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 13782. | Joey (jwanderlust) | 78.62 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 13783. | John Myco (thetyper24) | 78.62 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 13784. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 78.62 | 97.3% | 2023-09-09 |
| 13785. | Sadra (sadra17) | 78.62 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 13786. | Sirah (sirrah) | 78.62 | 92% | 2013-06-03 |
| 13787. | damn'apostrophs!! (xaoo) | 78.62 | 99% | 2013-01-01 |
| 13788. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 78.62 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 13789. | Kyle (ospintriple) | 78.61 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 13790. | ig: erik_toledoo (pepegacha... | 78.61 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 13791. | Nicolau (nicolaud) | 78.61 | 97% | 2015-11-21 |
| 13792. | pjr_types (pjr_types) | 78.61 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 13793. | TD (pussiahma) | 78.61 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 13794. | Andrew (fissionessence) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13795. | asic (asicengineer) | 78.60 | 95% | 2014-09-29 |
| 13796. | Quinten (qspuijman) | 78.60 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 13797. | Joe (warrenhollywood) | 78.60 | 86% | 2013-11-07 |
| 13798. | pav (pavpanda) | 78.60 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 13799. | Will (whydoyouhavetogo) | 78.60 | 96.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13800. | Mic (thehashslingingslasher) | 78.60 | 93% | 2014-05-23 |
| 13801. | Lenneth (tran01hai) | 78.60 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 13802. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 78.60 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
| 13803. | ±ђєΐĴдŊэ± (janegoth) | 78.60 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 13804. | Ganesh (ganesh_100) | 78.60 | 98% | 2011-11-09 |
| 13805. | FlashX83 (flashx83) | 78.59 | 92% | 2012-02-02 |
| 13806. | Davide (davidez) | 78.59 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 13807. | Ryan (arkephonic) | 78.59 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |