I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9987. | Benschi (benschi98) | 86.07 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 9988. | Russell (russelldea) | 86.06 | 94% | 2017-05-03 |
| 9989. | zaid (impulse_111) | 86.06 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 9990. | Krunch (kommanderk) | 86.06 | 96.9% | 2023-08-01 |
| 9991. | BIll (tangyuha) | 86.06 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 9992. | Tej (tejmurudkar22) | 86.06 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 9993. | Basil (basil_abs) | 86.06 | 98% | 2015-08-08 |
| 9994. | Manzur (manzur) | 86.06 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
| 9995. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 86.06 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 9996. | Sarah (secunda) | 86.05 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 9997. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 86.05 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 9998. | Malcolm (milkcaps11) | 86.05 | 99% | 2015-04-28 |
| 9999. | JoviUncle (keyboarduncle) | 86.05 | 97% | 2024-02-27 |
| 10000. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 86.05 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 10001. | Aston (astonkor) | 86.05 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 10002. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 86.04 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 10003. | Hoang (sillypickleshairy) | 86.03 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 10004. | Uday (itsuday) | 86.03 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 10005. | doniee (doniee) | 86.03 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 10006. | One Miss (onemiss) | 86.03 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 10007. | jude (h0merow) | 86.03 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 10008. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 86.03 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10009. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 86.03 | 95% | 2017-07-26 |
| 10010. | Phil (xkid_official) | 86.02 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 10011. | bumtsibum (bumtsibum) | 86.02 | 98% | 2024-10-17 |
| 10012. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 86.02 | 97.1% | 2023-08-20 |
| 10013. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 86.02 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 10014. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 86.02 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 10015. | Serguk (serguk) | 86.02 | 99% | 2016-11-07 |
| 10016. | gg (ggab) | 86.01 | 90% | 2016-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |