Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3461. | Bikram (invin) | 71.17 | 98% | 2018-10-04 |
| 3462. | Leo (ricecustomer) | 71.17 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 3463. | John (high_def) | 71.15 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3464. | Marina (marniass) | 71.15 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 3465. | Svetko (svetko) | 71.14 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3466. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 71.13 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
| 3467. | Ken (kenbrace) | 71.11 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 3468. | Wusien (wusien) | 71.11 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 3469. | Will (carbohydra) | 71.10 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 3470. | Solaida (solaida) | 71.10 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 3471. | Roger (rogergnay) | 71.09 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 3472. | Destiny (dmo9021) | 71.09 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 3473. | Sydletsky (slayerseventh) | 71.08 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 3474. | Robin (pavlovscat) | 71.07 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3475. | hardik (labeitazer) | 71.07 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 3476. | Axiom (axiom_of_choice) | 71.06 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 3477. | Ashutosh (ashutosh6997) | 71.05 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3478. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 71.05 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3479. | antifragile (antifragile) | 71.02 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 3480. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 71.01 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3481. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 70.97 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3482. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 70.97 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 3483. | CinnamonOwl (kitkat08) | 70.97 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 3484. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 70.96 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 3485. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 70.95 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 3486. | Diego (megax454) | 70.94 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 3487. | Nate (nwalker1129nwnwn) | 70.92 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3488. | Maxime (idkcantthinkrn) | 70.92 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3489. | Jemma (jmmstvnsn) | 70.91 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3490. | James (wnston) | 70.86 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |