As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15457. | Noobe (noobe_22) | 71.41 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 15458. | Car (ufoes) | 71.41 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 15459. | Yamn (yamn) | 71.41 | 93% | 2015-05-25 |
| 15460. | furci (furci) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 15461. | tstats[ eivlgen] (eivlgen) | 71.40 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 15462. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 71.40 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
| 15463. | Bridget (bahns) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 15464. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 15465. | hari (harisudewa) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 15466. | Taby! (tabithatuigamala) | 71.39 | 92% | 2017-04-20 |
| 15467. | Basit Ali (thebasitali) | 71.38 | 95.9% | 2024-01-01 |
| 15468. | Srihas (blooddena) | 71.38 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 15469. | Dark (darkelevent) | 71.37 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 15470. | Nope (_sav) | 71.37 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 15471. | Grace (gracelyn21) | 71.37 | 97% | 2015-11-01 |
| 15472. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 71.37 | 94% | 2015-04-21 |
| 15473. | Varun (vslala) | 71.36 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 15474. | zapelots (zapelots) | 71.36 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 15475. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 71.36 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 15476. | Ashutosh (ashutosh6997) | 71.36 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 15477. | moyu (teledodol) | 71.36 | 86% | 2016-01-13 |
| 15478. | Abdo (abdildo1010) | 71.35 | 96% | 2024-10-07 |
| 15479. | Tim (chaos3333) | 71.35 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 15480. | Steven (jarofhearts1993) | 71.35 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 15481. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 71.35 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 15482. | Pete (shrimpcycle) | 71.35 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 15483. | Amol (amolrao) | 71.35 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 15484. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 71.35 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
| 15485. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 71.35 | 99% | 2019-06-15 |
| 15486. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 71.35 | 98% | 2016-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |