So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26057. | Colin (poatot8) | 58.90 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 26058. | Eduardo (elbodrogo1977) | 58.90 | 98.8% | 2023-05-15 |
| 26059. | Tien (pucachika) | 58.90 | 96% | 2014-03-12 |
| 26060. | Rebecca (forever_fina) | 58.90 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 26061. | steven (stevon213) | 58.89 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
| 26062. | Peter (wai0917) | 58.89 | 94% | 2022-01-22 |
| 26063. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 58.89 | 95% | 2021-06-23 |
| 26064. | Patricia (patriciabaront) | 58.89 | 97% | 2015-09-16 |
| 26065. | himanshu (taneja) | 58.89 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 26066. | Mike (mike7777777) | 58.89 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
| 26067. | Luka (ellenor) | 58.88 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 26068. | Matt (matts53) | 58.88 | 95% | 2022-06-03 |
| 26069. | Rambo (hideous88) | 58.88 | 96.1% | 2023-06-11 |
| 26070. | ~ (katana4teen) | 58.88 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 26071. | jayson (jaysonmalit) | 58.88 | 83% | 2012-10-06 |
| 26072. | Ben (ironlack) | 58.88 | 92% | 2015-05-04 |
| 26073. | Amritanshu (da_sikka_x) | 58.87 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 26074. | Shrikanth (shrikanth_) | 58.87 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 26075. | Zhan (zhanzhaksylyk) | 58.87 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 26076. | ashtunu (ashtunu) | 58.87 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 26077. | sufran (sufran) | 58.87 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 26078. | Andy (saucycedo) | 58.86 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| 26079. | John (jm12986) | 58.86 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 26080. | Amarant (amarant_) | 58.86 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| 26081. | jazz (jazzhand) | 58.86 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 26082. | vocal (vocal) | 58.86 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 26083. | Luke (stuartlittle6) | 58.86 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 26084. | Braxten (braccyboi) | 58.86 | 94% | 2021-03-18 |
| 26085. | Tee (badrats) | 58.86 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 26086. | Ostap (tossfromua) | 58.86 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |