So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4459. | (superkai65) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 4460. | qqeji (qqeji) | 100.54 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 4461. | Darrive (darrive) | 100.54 | 99% | 2015-01-27 |
| 4462. | (call2lokesh) | 100.54 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 4463. | (antykingfish) | 100.54 | 98% | 2017-04-02 |
| 4464. | (tereterna) | 100.53 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 4465. | (andrei5456) | 100.53 | 98% | 2014-04-21 |
| 4466. | BUST (hl1925) | 100.53 | 98% | 2016-07-19 |
| 4467. | Luke (lukell) | 100.52 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 4468. | klesator (klesse) | 100.52 | 93% | 2011-08-07 |
| 4469. | (youngflee) | 100.51 | 92% | 2015-04-22 |
| 4470. | Joseph (josefmcbrosef) | 100.50 | 100% | 2023-01-31 |
| 4471. | (willbobaggins) | 100.50 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
| 4472. | (fullrespect) | 100.50 | 100% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4473. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 100.50 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 4474. | (craznevil) | 100.50 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 4475. | (awsomeemil25) | 100.49 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 4476. | i am (ashou) | 100.49 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 4477. | Ata (terrr) | 100.49 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 4478. | (playazdiablo) | 100.49 | 96% | 2012-10-10 |
| 4479. | paultyperacer@gmail.com (pa... | 100.49 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 4480. | Kai (zak3nnay0) | 100.48 | 97% | 2012-11-22 |
| 4481. | Rennex (renn3x) | 100.48 | 92% | 2016-07-08 |
| 4482. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 100.47 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 4483. | (sintyaku) | 100.47 | 100% | 2012-05-22 |
| 4484. | (njdolphin) | 100.47 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 4485. | (jusdar) | 100.47 | 91% | 2016-10-04 |
| 4486. | Sebi (sebebi) | 100.46 | 97.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 4487. | Wrest (wrest) | 100.46 | 97% | 2014-11-26 |
| 4488. | (llamalpaca) | 100.46 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |