Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5961. | quang (tmq1611) | 50.41 | 98% | 2019-10-15 |
| 5962. | F-ck Israel (yzz909) | 50.36 | 94% | 2020-08-19 |
| 5963. | Wolf (ch0jr4k) | 50.34 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
| 5964. | Dilli (dilliraj) | 50.34 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 5965. | Vencel (vincentcouch) | 50.30 | 93% | 2017-09-08 |
| 5966. | Lokinoha (lokinoha) | 50.26 | 95% | 2018-05-15 |
| 5967. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 50.23 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
| 5968. | sohaib (sohaibka) | 50.21 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 5969. | Rohith (specialabyss6_) | 50.21 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5970. | adi (ogah) | 50.20 | 95% | 2017-06-29 |
| 5971. | Sruthi (rksruthi07) | 50.17 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 5972. | Yoby (yobynad) | 50.17 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 5973. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 50.17 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 5974. | shailendrasinh (shail88) | 50.16 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
| 5975. | McCluck (mccluck) | 50.16 | 93% | 2019-03-26 |
| 5976. | Eirik (jabombay) | 50.16 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
| 5977. | Ash (ashleveltyping) | 50.15 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5978. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 50.13 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5979. | Fearless (fearless_) | 50.12 | 93% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5980. | plip (plip) | 50.12 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 5981. | fullysun (fullsun) | 50.10 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 5982. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 50.10 | 94% | 2020-07-01 |
| 5983. | bryan (bryan1111) | 50.10 | 94% | 2020-07-17 |
| 5984. | Avi (suppppp) | 50.09 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 5985. | Songnay (songnay) | 50.08 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 5986. | kamikadze (kamikadze009) | 50.05 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 5987. | kosta (edc654) | 50.04 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 5988. | PepegaClap (b1nger) | 50.03 | 95% | 2017-10-01 |
| 5989. | Parth (plukhi17) | 50.01 | 95% | 2020-08-18 |
| 5990. | Jigme (jtobgay) | 50.01 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |