Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1477. | Ryan (sasakii) | 86.94 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 1478. | Andrew (dewdew7) | 86.93 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1479. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 86.92 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1480. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 86.91 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1481. | Batyrkhan (batyyr) | 86.89 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1482. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 86.89 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1483. | 66 (dogmouse) | 86.86 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1484. | Kristjan (krissimoney) | 86.84 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1485. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 86.82 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 1486. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 86.82 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1487. | Master (medo2006) | 86.82 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1488. | Yogi (y0g3) | 86.81 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1489. | Garrett (garrettmyler) | 86.81 | 99% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1490. | konstantinos (blue998) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1491. | Sarbjot (sjessop) | 86.79 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1492. | Emile (ratlover128) | 86.79 | 95% | 2018-05-18 |
| 1493. | Andres (ashleap) | 86.76 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1494. | qwertyuiop (k3ack3r) | 86.75 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 1495. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 86.74 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1496. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 86.72 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 1497. | DFA (dj2119) | 86.72 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1498. | joe (lerler246) | 86.67 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1499. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 86.65 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1500. | Andy (andyok) | 86.65 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1501. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 86.65 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1502. | Haung (zeropower) | 86.65 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1503. | gachiBob (luketheduke03) | 86.61 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 1504. | Renata (pandanite) | 86.60 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 1505. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 86.55 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 1506. | Dawid (haxooo) | 86.53 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |