The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25870. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 62.78 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 25871. | Kataoneshot (kataoneshoot) | 62.78 | 95.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 25872. | Nieves (cheezy_butter) | 62.78 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 25873. | Akhil (akhilomar555) | 62.78 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 25874. | asd (mit_student) | 62.78 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 25875. | Jeff (jeffreon) | 62.78 | 94% | 2013-11-11 |
| 25876. | Man Parvesh (manparvesh) | 62.77 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 25877. | richard (trash2zero) | 62.77 | 92% | 2012-11-12 |
| 25878. | chomars (chomars) | 62.77 | 95% | 2013-05-31 |
| 25879. | Suzanne (sedorman) | 62.77 | 93% | 2013-01-13 |
| 25880. | Vipul (vipulsings) | 62.76 | 95% | 2023-06-21 |
| 25881. | Ichimid (fm1d) | 62.76 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 25882. | Unai (unaiberis) | 62.76 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
| 25883. | Andrej (darkerforce) | 62.76 | 93% | 2018-05-19 |
| 25884. | Tam (vick) | 62.76 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 25885. | Nils (colemakn) | 62.76 | 95% | 2015-01-17 |
| 25886. | Aima Baig Lover (ashish_y) | 62.75 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 25887. | Kinasd (cake1998) | 62.75 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 25888. | Ellie (mclennonson) | 62.75 | 92% | 2012-09-24 |
| 25889. | Trong (thegodofwar) | 62.75 | — | 2009-02-28 |
| 25890. | Ggeazy (gautam2003) | 62.74 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 25891. | Thanh (alians) | 62.74 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 25892. | qwerab (qwerab) | 62.74 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 25893. | Eiji (eiji_ok) | 62.74 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 25894. | Emanuele (akarut) | 62.74 | 90% | 2012-10-01 |
| 25895. | Alexander (adesso) | 62.74 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 25896. | Thor (thor_howard) | 62.74 | 91% | 2014-12-17 |
| 25897. | Victor (victorhugoflores) | 62.74 | 98% | 2014-10-17 |
| 25898. | CuongLT (thanhcuong_cn) | 62.74 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 25899. | Jenn (jennyev) | 62.74 | 98% | 2016-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |