As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9559. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 84.54 | 97.8% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9560. | Marstam (marstam) | 84.54 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 9561. | Joseph (jofl) | 84.54 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 9562. | park (jiministhebest) | 84.53 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9563. | Test.Subject.001 (testsubje... | 84.53 | 96.4% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9564. | Matt (matt9876) | 84.53 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
| 9565. | Michaelblob (michaelblob) | 84.53 | 89% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9566. | Michael (val_slow) | 84.53 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 9567. | Sophia (sophia2020) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 9568. | ben (bumbleben7) | 84.53 | 94% | 2020-01-24 |
| 9569. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 84.53 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 9570. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 84.53 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9571. | SAINT BLIND (saintblind) | 84.52 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 9572. | Steven (steven3) | 84.52 | 99% | 2018-09-10 |
| 9573. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 84.52 | 95% | 2016-04-13 |
| 9574. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 84.51 | 97.5% | 2023-06-15 |
| 9575. | Rian (rriann) | 84.50 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| 9576. | ScocoPoop (scocopoop) | 84.50 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 9577. | isaac (cowwee90) | 84.50 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9578. | Kat (kattvakt) | 84.50 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 9579. | snapnap (sn4pn4p) | 84.50 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 9580. | Skiddy (skiddybadoosh) | 84.50 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 9581. | Ashish (ashish01) | 84.50 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 9582. | Ramses (gdot) | 84.50 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 9583. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 84.50 | 96% | 2015-05-27 |
| 9584. | Andrei (a_learns_kinesis) | 84.49 | 99% | 2024-05-30 |
| 9585. | Nicholas (legendarykeys) | 84.49 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 9586. | Phil (moonchild58) | 84.49 | 98.1% | 2023-09-22 |
| 9587. | sayo (sayo_) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9588. | lio (osybius) | 84.49 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |