So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32491. | Matthias (matthias_typeslow) | 48.01 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 32492. | snowboy273 (snowboy273) | 48.01 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 32493. | Vera (veraaaaah) | 48.01 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 32494. | sanita (szanne) | 48.01 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
| 32495. | Priya (renjith) | 48.01 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 32496. | omesh (panditaomesh) | 48.01 | 95% | 2012-07-19 |
| 32497. | knoppix (ninopereira) | 48.01 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 32498. | 夢２１ (android11) | 48.01 | 94% | 2013-04-09 |
| 32499. | azken (ahmfekerz) | 47.99 | 85% | 2016-08-31 |
| 32500. | steno va? The old typist (r... | 47.98 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 32501. | Kiba (kibarado) | 47.98 | 95% | 2017-12-08 |
| 32502. | erfan (erfan561) | 47.98 | 95% | 2022-06-05 |
| 32503. | mahdi (mahdiosus) | 47.98 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 32504. | Vinny (vj_an) | 47.98 | 93.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 32505. | phearom (blck) | 47.98 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 32506. | 5vegieball (afbuccdk) | 47.98 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 32507. | Chris (sleepm0re) | 47.97 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 32508. | Ashlee (asherrr_1) | 47.97 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 32509. | Roger (mctoastysauce) | 47.97 | 93% | 2021-02-08 |
| 32510. | rohit (rohitbasiwal) | 47.97 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
| 32511. | Fabio (killerfabivs) | 47.97 | 94% | 2012-05-17 |
| 32512. | Danielle (danielle26) | 47.97 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 32513. | Syrgak (syrgak) | 47.96 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 32514. | Kauã (fernandes10) | 47.96 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 32515. | Rod (twors_colemak) | 47.96 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 32516. | evil (evilreturn) | 47.96 | 89% | 2013-08-02 |
| 32517. | weise (jnrkwekua) | 47.96 | 96% | 2014-09-12 |
| 32518. | Jaideep (minusseven) | 47.96 | 92% | 2013-04-15 |
| 32519. | John (daydreamerjohn) | 47.96 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 32520. | rahug (rahugg_) | 47.95 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |