If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1253. | Sean (crazypants27) | 97.57 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1254. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 97.54 | 99% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1255. | Dein (deinfreund) | 97.54 | 96% | 2017-05-17 |
| 1256. | N (nrambo2000) | 97.53 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1257. | Andy (akrmoon444) | 97.52 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 1258. | arigrate (mercury80) | 97.51 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1259. | Spectratorix (spectratorix) | 97.50 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1260. | Joushi (joushi) | 97.48 | 99% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1261. | Brad (thaboggla) | 97.48 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1262. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 97.46 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1263. | Carlos (mongrelion) | 97.46 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1264. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 97.46 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1265. | taro (taro_curly) | 97.44 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 1266. | Gus (lookitup) | 97.43 | 95% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1267. | (carrot_) | 97.43 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1268. | Jayden (jihyuk) | 97.41 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 1269. | Chun (ashchun) | 97.40 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1270. | Baked and Buttered (mcallen... | 97.40 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1271. | Kevin (kevinu) | 97.40 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 1272. | Nikolas (nomadz) | 97.40 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 1273. | Kevslinger (kevslinger) | 97.38 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1274. | Wade (larrage) | 97.37 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1275. | CREEP007 (creep007) | 97.34 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1276. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 97.32 | 99% | 2017-06-15 |
| 1277. | Ian (ianval) | 97.31 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1278. | Patrick (pawal001) | 97.31 | 96% | 2017-05-19 |
| 1279. | Andrew (trazer) | 97.31 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 1280. | Brooke (rabadashi) | 97.28 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1281. | michelle (mkahue) | 97.27 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1282. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 97.27 | 99% | 2018-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |