The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32479. | Lisan Al-Gaib (velaskirk) | 62.41 | 96% | 2024-03-14 |
| 32480. | Hunter (heh44) | 62.41 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 32481. | Peter (petercommand) | 62.41 | 94% | 2015-03-09 |
| 32482. | P_Sherman 42 (p_sherman42) | 62.40 | 95.8% | 2023-12-15 |
| 32483. | luka (seqsviper) | 62.40 | 96% | 2025-06-10 |
| 32484. | Nikhil Madukumar (phantomkn... | 62.40 | 97.9% | 2025-01-30 |
| 32485. | Karmah (thatskarmah) | 62.40 | 96% | 2024-12-18 |
| 32486. | Cody (nacotedy) | 62.40 | 95.6% | 2024-12-19 |
| 32487. | Jeytery (jeytery) | 62.40 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 32488. | hotyogut (duckordead) | 62.40 | 96% | 2024-03-16 |
| 32489. | Steven (mindblast3d) | 62.40 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
| 32490. | Jake Alexander (jakealexander) | 62.40 | 87% | 2015-06-10 |
| 32491. | McKle (mckle7) | 62.40 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 32492. | Blakc (mcrnic) | 62.40 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 32493. | Robert (rsiwerz) | 62.40 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 32494. | Ali (faraasat) | 62.40 | 96% | 2011-10-01 |
| 32495. | Mostafa (3400mostafa) | 62.39 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 32496. | Rk (rktyper) | 62.39 | 95% | 2024-03-04 |
| 32497. | desmond doss (stag_stog) | 62.39 | 96% | 2025-12-06 |
| 32498. | Ashay (ashay2802) | 62.39 | 99% | 2014-10-01 |
| 32499. | Yak (yakattack1016) | 62.39 | 98.3% | 2024-04-02 |
| 32500. | Max (maxlem) | 62.39 | 94% | 2018-01-17 |
| 32501. | sn_ly (haeri) | 62.39 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 32502. | ghost (ghost2057) | 62.38 | 97.1% | 2024-02-25 |
| 32503. | Nolan (kayakrice) | 62.38 | 95.2% | 2024-04-04 |
| 32504. | Beck (beckstar0306) | 62.38 | 97.6% | 2024-10-01 |
| 32505. | yzc (yzcc) | 62.38 | 96.6% | 2024-07-14 |
| 32506. | Doing My Best (thejizzedtyper) | 62.38 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 32507. | sonz (son73462385) | 62.38 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 32508. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 62.38 | 89% | 2012-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |