The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14377. | Paul (winn) | 36.33 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 14378. | x (sealnot123) | 36.33 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 14379. | Juan (rjuan) | 36.33 | 97% | 2012-06-13 |
| 14380. | Ankh (ankhaann) | 36.32 | 93% | 2021-11-28 |
| 14381. | :)harjinder (harjinder) | 36.32 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 14382. | hero (iknowhtml) | 36.32 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 14383. | Suri (suri_) | 36.32 | 94% | 2013-09-12 |
| 14384. | Butter (shivam_34) | 36.32 | 90% | 2020-09-17 |
| 14385. | franks (franks_jhon) | 36.32 | 94% | 2021-03-06 |
| 14386. | zubair (zubairfaris) | 36.32 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 14387. | Nick (headhunter_jr) | 36.31 | 94% | 2021-04-30 |
| 14388. | Shaurya (rya13) | 36.31 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14389. | kirimaru (kirimaru890) | 36.31 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 14390. | whitehat (whitehat) | 36.31 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 14391. | Tyler (reef) | 36.31 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 14392. | Petit (petit) | 36.31 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| 14393. | Adnan (ashawkat89) | 36.30 | 88% | 2011-06-09 |
| 14394. | Rachel (rlau) | 36.30 | 91% | 2011-12-14 |
| 14395. | Ishak (ishak01) | 36.30 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 14396. | Manan (dpmanan) | 36.30 | 94% | 2021-12-19 |
| 14397. | Greg B (gregoryb1) | 36.30 | 96% | 2017-04-15 |
| 14398. | Kon (kaktuslowe9) | 36.29 | 92% | 2022-04-29 |
| 14399. | heidi (ddee) | 36.28 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 14400. | cece (cece2003) | 36.27 | 90% | 2016-09-01 |
| 14401. | Shahrab (stasimus) | 36.27 | 95% | 2023-02-11 |
| 14402. | Nick (nick1236) | 36.26 | 93% | 2020-01-04 |
| 14403. | Slava (gilescope) | 36.26 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14404. | Radhika (radhu_528) | 36.25 | 93% | 2022-11-08 |
| 14405. | LEANG (leangsy22) | 36.25 | 94% | 2021-11-15 |
| 14406. | aakash (akasay) | 36.25 | 93% | 2021-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |