As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17153. | Avinash (avi0308) | 67.44 | 95% | 2023-01-16 |
| 17154. | Rejo1ce (mudithyanki) | 67.44 | 99% | 2020-06-30 |
| 17155. | Michael (mikedmill) | 67.44 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
| 17156. | Swampdogjake (swamps) | 67.44 | 90% | 2016-07-07 |
| 17157. | Harry (pandasboob) | 67.44 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 17158. | e (officialinsert) | 67.44 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
| 17159. | kamal nath (kamal3772) | 67.43 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 17160. | Becca (niknup) | 67.43 | 92% | 2015-07-04 |
| 17161. | Jacob (manowire) | 67.43 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 17162. | Zav (im_zav) | 67.43 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 17163. | Matt (yankeews27) | 67.42 | 95% | 2016-05-08 |
| 17164. | TribalAxe (darkulas) | 67.41 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| 17165. | goraput (boom1749) | 67.41 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
| 17166. | seren (babyfake) | 67.41 | 97% | 2023-12-08 |
| 17167. | AbombingKING77 (abombingking) | 67.41 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 17168. | Need more (pvonmacbook) | 67.41 | 95% | 2018-06-11 |
| 17169. | jon (bigpoppjohny) | 67.40 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 17170. | Emera1d (emera1d) | 67.40 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
| 17171. | Wiserguy (viceroy397) | 67.40 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 17172. | IMZA (runawayse) | 67.40 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 17173. | Jerry (moon_pork98) | 67.40 | 97.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 17174. | Karston (karstonjim) | 67.40 | 95.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 17175. | The (anuj26022001) | 67.40 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 17176. | Sardorbek (batiskaf) | 67.40 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 17177. | ashaq (ashaq.bhat@yahoo.com) | 67.40 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 17178. | Chelseyana (chelseyana) | 67.39 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 17179. | FP31 (fp31) | 67.39 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
| 17180. | Cerberos (zephyroth) | 67.39 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
| 17181. | James (cooplion) | 67.39 | 97% | 2015-09-18 |
| 17182. | Kayena (tikktikkboom) | 67.39 | 95% | 2017-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |