As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17559. | Iman Ranjbar (imanranjbar) | 61.66 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
17560. | Damon (newcarsmell) | 61.66 | 94% | 2016-12-05 |
17561. | Mild (shaqinah) | 61.66 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
17562. | John (jjcrazyman) | 61.65 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
17563. | Johannes123ABC (johannes123... | 61.65 | 94.7% | 2021-02-04 |
17564. | Takeh (sammydgenius201_) | 61.64 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
17565. | Alem (alemm) | 61.64 | 88% | 2017-04-09 |
17566. | sanchay (sanchay_) | 61.64 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
17567. | Ralcana (lolipoi123) | 61.64 | 95% | 2016-10-20 |
17568. | the_P_man (thepman) | 61.63 | 94% | 2024-04-17 |
17569. | NimbleKoala (nimble_koala) | 61.63 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
17570. | John (abusiveslider) | 61.63 | 94% | 2021-03-20 |
17571. | FRATNIX (fratnix) | 61.63 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
17572. | Rohan (r2d3) | 61.63 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
17573. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 61.63 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
17574. | Arvid (bottiger) | 61.63 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
17575. | John (jmmo) | 61.62 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
17576. | SImo (__simo__) | 61.62 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
17577. | J (jj024) | 61.62 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
17578. | Leo (ash152152) | 61.62 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
17579. | Isa (dxnamic_) | 61.61 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
17580. | Advait (amwal) | 61.61 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
17581. | vinoth0708 (vinoth0708) | 61.61 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
17582. | Ben (realolympian) | 61.61 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
17583. | Leon (kahelleon) | 61.61 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
17584. | Shu (shuhang1106) | 61.61 | 96% | 2017-01-23 |
17585. | Midnight (onepanda) | 61.61 | 93% | 2016-10-01 |
17586. | typo11 (typo11) | 61.60 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
17587. | Benjamin (banjo_) | 61.60 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
17588. | Tom (twrig144) | 61.60 | 96% | 2020-05-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |