So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17937. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 71.50 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
| 17938. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 71.50 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 17939. | Ben (softaco) | 71.50 | 90% | 2017-04-08 |
| 17940. | Misi (imadoki87) | 71.50 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 17941. | quake0 (quake0) | 71.50 | 96% | 2015-02-13 |
| 17942. | danmurat (danmurat) | 71.49 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 17943. | Snek (snekking) | 71.49 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| 17944. | Zeona (zeonabanana) | 71.49 | 93% | 2015-11-07 |
| 17945. | Robert (speeddemon436345) | 71.49 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 17946. | salem (salem_coder) | 71.49 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 17947. | neo (eliteneo_dvo) | 71.49 | 94% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17948. | Kylie (kylie556) | 71.49 | 95% | 2015-11-19 |
| 17949. | Grace (lilyruby_7192) | 71.49 | 95% | 2012-07-05 |
| 17950. | Gary (zingzhang) | 71.49 | 92% | 2015-07-30 |
| 17951. | Julie (pinkdaisy) | 71.49 | 95% | 2012-09-09 |
| 17952. | Michael (aeonlight) | 71.49 | 93% | 2012-08-31 |
| 17953. | cukubix (asdvsd12) | 71.48 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 17954. | Cedric (blueriser) | 71.47 | 99% | 2015-12-28 |
| 17955. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 71.47 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 17956. | Mubtasim (mubtasim91) | 71.47 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 17957. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 71.47 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 17958. | Kwetzal (kwetzal) | 71.47 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17959. | Justin (flashxiv) | 71.47 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 17960. | Donny (donnyle) | 71.47 | 98% | 2016-03-29 |
| 17961. | Laurens (laurens0310) | 71.47 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 17962. | Bonsaikitten (bonsaikitten) | 71.47 | 85% | 2014-10-07 |
| 17963. | Staci (stacirenee) | 71.47 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 17964. | Kusuma (kusuma) | 71.47 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 17965. | bonsu (bonsu) | 71.46 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
| 17966. | Kal-El (notsosuperman) | 71.46 | 93% | 2012-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |