As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10947. | T (raket124) | 78.37 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
10948. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 78.37 | 93% | 2016-02-09 |
10949. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 78.36 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
10950. | Derek (derekcfop) | 78.36 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
10951. | Sean (seantronathon) | 78.36 | 94% | 2015-09-05 |
10952. | INDIA (haider_india) | 78.36 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
10953. | Sim (simron_) | 78.35 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
10954. | Juice (4804210474) | 78.35 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
10955. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 78.35 | 96% | 2015-12-27 |
10956. | Andrija (murinkos) | 78.34 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
10957. | forever_extinct (forever_ex... | 78.34 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
10958. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
10959. | michael (localls) | 78.34 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
10960. | ggzor (ggzor) | 78.34 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
10961. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 78.34 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
10962. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 78.34 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
10963. | AloneStranger (yasdf007) | 78.33 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
10964. | Hayden (yunvlol) | 78.33 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
10965. | Ariaz (ariaz) | 78.33 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
10966. | Jag (jaguhan) | 78.33 | 97% | 2016-01-16 |
10967. | Kelvin (asdlfjhadslkfjhaslk... | 78.33 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
10968. | BOSS (boss_007) | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
10969. | Qi (qitang) | 78.32 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
10970. | captain357 (captaincool357) | 78.32 | 95.9% | 2021-03-03 |
10971. | Danny (dannytriestotype) | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
10972. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 78.32 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
10973. | windycity2020 (cocolike621) | 78.31 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
10974. | Liam (bigli) | 78.31 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
10975. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 78.31 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
10976. | Tahj (mathpunsaresin) | 78.31 | 99% | 2023-05-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |