I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17817. | Renata (thebluesavvy1) | 69.70 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 17818. | Thomas (thomas31415) | 69.70 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 17819. | Niel (nielo99) | 69.70 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 17820. | Möhri (moehri) | 69.69 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 17821. | Pit (piteg) | 69.69 | 95% | 2019-07-12 |
| 17822. | Martin (maddin) | 69.69 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 17823. | djole (djole) | 69.68 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 17824. | Beebit (beebit) | 69.68 | 94% | 2021-05-28 |
| 17825. | Xebion (xebion) | 69.68 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 17826. | Kevyn (ijailbreakerpro) | 69.68 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 17827. | Olamide (ifingeredyourkeybo... | 69.68 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
| 17828. | _Nasta_ (anas_hamrouni) | 69.67 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 17829. | Sweetpea (sweetpea7) | 69.66 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
| 17830. | Chris (cjwenz) | 69.66 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 17831. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 69.65 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 17832. | KELLY (okaykelly) | 69.65 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
| 17833. | nah duu (tigblitz) | 69.64 | 96% | 2025-06-01 |
| 17834. | Speed_Demon (m_therf_cker) | 69.64 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 17835. | 2005 (constant_l) | 69.64 | 94% | 2020-07-09 |
| 17836. | Asdew (asdew) | 69.64 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 17837. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 69.64 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 17838. | Konrad (smoedi) | 69.64 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 17839. | J (jl94) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 17840. | Colin (poatot8) | 69.63 | 95.1% | 2023-06-29 |
| 17841. | UwU (strizx) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 17842. | Chase (chasechai) | 69.62 | 90% | 2017-03-09 |
| 17843. | Alex (alex_yarets) | 69.62 | 98% | 2017-05-14 |
| 17844. | Revolt (darkestrevolt) | 69.61 | 94.8% | 2024-01-30 |
| 17845. | pentti (emitzu27) | 69.61 | 95.6% | 2023-06-22 |
| 17846. | Tarneem (tarneem) | 69.61 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |