The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13840. | fname (jodeapple) | 37.97 | 92% | 2014-10-20 |
| 13841. | Shital (roman_jaat) | 37.96 | 92% | 2022-10-02 |
| 13842. | Son - (son_metal) | 37.96 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 13843. | Corbin (bigmoneymoore) | 37.96 | 95% | 2013-03-22 |
| 13844. | Suvidhi (coco_coco) | 37.94 | 84% | 2017-05-20 |
| 13845. | mikita (nikitaart) | 37.94 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 13846. | Peter (metalhead2021) | 37.94 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 13847. | birendra (kitsbiru) | 37.94 | 92% | 2016-11-29 |
| 13848. | tran van (johnnytu1) | 37.93 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 13849. | nada (nadaadel9114) | 37.93 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13850. | Linda (li_ndt) | 37.93 | 94% | 2014-05-06 |
| 13851. | granted (grantedonline) | 37.92 | 93.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 13852. | Wasim Khan (wasim_khan_0) | 37.92 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 13853. | Rider (akshay_2356) | 37.92 | 92% | 2023-03-07 |
| 13854. | Chuck (chuck67322) | 37.92 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 13855. | dan (danie) | 37.92 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 13856. | natha (zynga) | 37.91 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13857. | Always Stupid (asah) | 37.91 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 13858. | Hong Duc (h0ngduc) | 37.90 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 13859. | Ullash (ullash2_0) | 37.90 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 13860. | Ulday (ulday) | 37.90 | 90% | 2013-04-13 |
| 13861. | Dre (dre11) | 37.89 | 85% | 2017-03-07 |
| 13862. | Ale (ale1289) | 37.89 | 92% | 2013-01-20 |
| 13863. | Hyman (hylai0714) | 37.89 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 13864. | Draunzer (draunzer23) | 37.88 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13865. | tham (thampham) | 37.88 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 13866. | Marcel (tesch) | 37.87 | 96% | 2014-09-06 |
| 13867. | OhmFreeTime (ohmmeejaa25) | 37.86 | 93.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13868. | Antonio (timmysus) | 37.85 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13869. | Matthew (guesswho40) | 37.84 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |