And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3689. | Michael (turbobuggie) | 117.93 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 3690. | Adam (adamhawkins) | 117.92 | 99% | 2021-11-28 |
| 3691. | .... (z1z2z3) | 117.91 | 85% | 2013-07-24 |
| 3692. | mobi (mobiusxp) | 117.90 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 3693. | idiot typer (stevendeblat) | 117.90 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 3694. | Ryan (arjaysee) | 117.90 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| 3695. | z0rp (z0rp) | 117.90 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3696. | Oraidas (bullninja800) | 117.90 | 98.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 3697. | Benny (bennylol) | 117.89 | 100% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3698. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 117.89 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 3699. | VYCanis (vycanis55) | 117.89 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3700. | Jesse (jeli2657) | 117.89 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
| 3701. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 117.88 | 98% | 2025-10-25 |
| 3702. | Joseph (joseph_468) | 117.88 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 3703. | Alex (alexhchu) | 117.87 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 3704. | alex (rendr) | 117.87 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
| 3705. | Zakal (zakalwe) | 117.86 | 93% | 2013-06-17 |
| 3706. | em (thelawsofjay) | 117.86 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 3707. | Ace (asae) | 117.86 | 92% | 2013-12-12 |
| 3708. | Zaid (zaid493) | 117.84 | 95% | 2014-04-17 |
| 3709. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 117.84 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
| 3710. | Hakujou (hakujou) | 117.84 | 98% | 2016-02-27 |
| 3711. | Ryan (ryanriv) | 117.82 | 99% | 2012-12-05 |
| 3712. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 117.82 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 3713. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 117.82 | 99% | 2017-07-06 |
| 3714. | Flo (idyll) | 117.81 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 3715. | Slow (slow_india) | 117.81 | 97% | 2013-07-04 |
| 3716. | Kyameron (kyameron) | 117.81 | 91% | 2013-12-24 |
| 3717. | mi (stelmosfire) | 117.81 | 94% | 2012-12-01 |
| 3718. | Kyle (heyitskyle) | 117.80 | 97% | 2015-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |