As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10630. | apple (qpalzmqpalzm) | 82.22 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 10631. | Alpha_9465 (the_alphaa) | 82.22 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10632. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10633. | Filip (sustainedcruelty) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10634. | IRE (irelll) | 82.21 | 97% | 2024-12-28 |
| 10635. | mike (brons48) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 10636. | M (thefastlightningtyper) | 82.20 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 10637. | Zach (zachswan1) | 82.20 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 10638. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 82.20 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10639. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 82.20 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 10640. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 82.19 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 10641. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 82.19 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 10642. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 82.19 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 10643. | Ju (ehejuehe) | 82.19 | 97.6% | 2024-11-26 |
| 10644. | elliot (emlilikes) | 82.19 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 10645. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 82.19 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
| 10646. | arz (arzr) | 82.18 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10647. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 10648. | Ma (thyassasin98) | 82.18 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
| 10649. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 10650. | Zizo (zizob) | 82.17 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 10651. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 82.16 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 10652. | Cory (dragonbeast45) | 82.16 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10653. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 82.16 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 10654. | AznDibs (azndibs) | 82.16 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 10655. | ianc (xiancamacho) | 82.15 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 10656. | Bảo An (hoangbaoan1901) | 82.15 | 95.7% | 2025-02-22 |
| 10657. | FatDragon (fatdragon) | 82.13 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 10658. | :) (yuuuhhh) | 82.13 | 95% | 2022-07-21 |
| 10659. | Bailey (berk) | 82.13 | 99% | 2015-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |