So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32649. | Manye (davemanye) | 47.61 | 93% | 2022-03-10 |
| 32650. | Sami (sami.losoi@gmail.com) | 47.61 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 32651. | Do (tai230) | 47.61 | 95% | 2014-03-28 |
| 32652. | Long (darkboy) | 47.61 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 32653. | adf (pakemania) | 47.60 | 83% | 2013-01-05 |
| 32654. | Theeraphat (miz71k) | 47.60 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 32655. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 47.60 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 32656. | saransh (saranshpathak) | 47.60 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
| 32657. | Willz (willz) | 47.60 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 32658. | Manas (man_style) | 47.60 | 95% | 2013-11-14 |
| 32659. | arne (arnegutten) | 47.59 | 94% | 2021-11-04 |
| 32660. | Chris (garr64) | 47.59 | 95% | 2014-07-25 |
| 32661. | Spicy (ishaan_t) | 47.59 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 32662. | arun (suntec) | 47.59 | 92% | 2012-06-29 |
| 32663. | Nathaniel (niel1003) | 47.59 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 32664. | Whitney (aprilbutterfly86) | 47.59 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 32665. | Khanh Phi (robert190620) | 47.58 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 32666. | Arzenith (arzou) | 47.58 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 32667. | Carson (doyoueventypebruh) | 47.58 | 88% | 2016-03-06 |
| 32668. | Andreas (eenfeldt) | 47.58 | 95% | 2011-07-04 |
| 32669. | Frank (tguunknown) | 47.57 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 32670. | Matthew (novauchiha) | 47.57 | 87% | 2016-05-19 |
| 32671. | Amberetta (amberetta1) | 47.57 | 98% | 2014-08-24 |
| 32672. | pratham (prattt77) | 47.56 | 99% | 2022-11-19 |
| 32673. | pankaj (pankajupreti751) | 47.56 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 32674. | Jarred (dogfart) | 47.56 | 93% | 2011-08-10 |
| 32675. | Awais (dante546) | 47.56 | 83% | 2012-01-13 |
| 32676. | FARIS (faris_tronix) | 47.55 | 94% | 2023-05-29 |
| 32677. | Claude Aizen (igie007) | 47.55 | 85% | 2016-05-24 |
| 32678. | Funkey (yofunkey) | 47.55 | 92% | 2013-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |