So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31914. | Kristian (aaenkjelgaard) | 49.04 | 89% | 2013-06-12 |
| 31915. | MAGNUS (magnus03) | 49.03 | 93% | 2021-08-16 |
| 31916. | Madhusudan (mainali449) | 49.03 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 31917. | Griffin (griffman85) | 49.03 | 92% | 2020-04-26 |
| 31918. | Colemak (road2work100) | 49.03 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 31919. | spencer (duckywucky) | 49.03 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 31920. | lordsnivy209 (lordsnivy209) | 49.02 | 93% | 2021-10-19 |
| 31921. | elsa (arinia) | 49.02 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 31922. | Nima (nitrodum) | 49.01 | 87% | 2016-10-12 |
| 31923. | Pywkmit (pywkmit) | 49.01 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 31924. | big (bigbuddha) | 49.00 | 93% | 2017-06-13 |
| 31925. | Matthew (macitron3000) | 49.00 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
| 31926. | slow (slowestpupil) | 49.00 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 31927. | Aniket (aniketgore) | 49.00 | 85% | 2015-06-14 |
| 31928. | Fi (rocafili) | 49.00 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
| 31929. | Maxim (predmax) | 49.00 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 31930. | Aryan (aryansoman2) | 48.99 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 31931. | Isar (isarsni2006) | 48.99 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 31932. | louis (louis) | 48.99 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 31933. | MAMUN (wmamunhossain) | 48.98 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 31934. | Hello (islambek198) | 48.98 | 92% | 2018-11-06 |
| 31935. | 16 Typh (binh0411) | 48.97 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 31936. | Wan Iskandar (wanis02) | 48.97 | 94% | 2021-12-30 |
| 31937. | windy_sea (calm_breeze) | 48.97 | 94% | 2022-03-01 |
| 31938. | tstats[ayush_] (ayush_) | 48.97 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 31939. | Tsun Yui (jackycty) | 48.97 | 96% | 2012-12-21 |
| 31940. | Sensei07 (sensi07) | 48.96 | 92% | 2020-10-18 |
| 31941. | Kia (kiabin) | 48.96 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 31942. | atsidon (atsidon) | 48.96 | 95% | 2011-09-28 |
| 31943. | Speed limit (zeezee__rude) | 48.96 | 96% | 2016-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |