The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23552. | Ellis (scoobyimp) | 77.30 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| 23553. | Eric (eyw2002) | 77.30 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 23554. | Jambalsuren (jambaaaa) | 77.30 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 23555. | Lisi (lisikava) | 77.30 | 92% | 2015-07-14 |
| 23556. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 77.30 | — | 2010-12-12 |
| 23557. | Ville (vikonen) | 77.30 | 96% | 2013-01-15 |
| 23558. | jamalS (jamals) | 77.30 | 96% | 2018-03-10 |
| 23559. | Kwikk (mrkwikk) | 77.29 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 23560. | swarmer (swarmer) | 77.29 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 23561. | Cherie (akjng2) | 77.29 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 23562. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 77.29 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 23563. | Jeffrey (valdezlee) | 77.29 | 98% | 2017-03-22 |
| 23564. | Diogo (norka98) | 77.29 | 90% | 2017-02-02 |
| 23565. | Lynx (lynxseph) | 77.29 | 87% | 2016-08-17 |
| 23566. | vaggelis (vaglazgr) | 77.29 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 23567. | Akazukin (akazukin_cheche) | 77.29 | 96% | 2012-12-05 |
| 23568. | Dim (dim_j_27) | 77.28 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 23569. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 77.28 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
| 23570. | aryan (aryanjoshi) | 77.28 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 23571. | Erica (canadianhuman) | 77.28 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 23572. | Spurv (spurv) | 77.28 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 23573. | Declan (dg05) | 77.28 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 23574. | Alex (alpha_q) | 77.28 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 23575. | Preston (pdets) | 77.28 | 97% | 2014-05-20 |
| 23576. | S (capanujan) | 77.28 | 92% | 2016-07-16 |
| 23577. | Harish (harishchinnaraj) | 77.28 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 23578. | Anna (anaakitamaro) | 77.28 | 95% | 2015-07-27 |
| 23579. | Shrox (shrox) | 77.28 | 95% | 2017-11-24 |
| 23580. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 77.27 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 23581. | Stephanie (cuber155) | 77.27 | 96% | 2022-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |