So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20489. | Amandine (diiinee) | 67.37 | 96% | 2011-07-18 |
| 20490. | aeign (eyncore) | 67.36 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 20491. | Ashraful (the_mover) | 67.36 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 20492. | Osama (default_1011) | 67.36 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 20493. | mercy (mercy_13) | 67.36 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 20494. | David (raginhio) | 67.36 | 89% | 2016-12-22 |
| 20495. | Mindy (msheard) | 67.36 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 20496. | Wayne (devia) | 67.36 | 92% | 2013-08-02 |
| 20497. | Bazat (sebihp2007) | 67.35 | 93% | 2013-04-24 |
| 20498. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 67.35 | 92% | 2016-01-21 |
| 20499. | Karn (sskarn) | 67.35 | 95% | 2017-07-13 |
| 20500. | Pedro (landsplosh) | 67.35 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 20501. | Mikkel Møller (mw2freak155) | 67.35 | 90% | 2015-12-14 |
| 20502. | J (sixfoothonda) | 67.35 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 20503. | phuong (phuongdong008) | 67.35 | 92% | 2012-04-22 |
| 20504. | vothien (anthonyrobert) | 67.35 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 20505. | aryan (aryan11) | 67.34 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
| 20506. | copiumlays (pepecd) | 67.34 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 20507. | Swift (swiftcm) | 67.34 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 20508. | Nicholas (namano) | 67.34 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20509. | Margo (margo) | 67.34 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 20510. | kallé (kalle123) | 67.34 | 95% | 2011-05-09 |
| 20511. | Totte (tottenator) | 67.33 | 94% | 2021-06-06 |
| 20512. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 67.33 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 20513. | bry (oakt) | 67.33 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20514. | Adrian (bigfatties) | 67.33 | 91% | 2016-07-08 |
| 20515. | Christian (cervit) | 67.33 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 20516. | Tyrannosaurus Raz (raggzor) | 67.33 | 92% | 2016-05-12 |
| 20517. | Jansu (strawberryhat) | 67.33 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 20518. | john (merlin45908) | 67.33 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |