As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18917. | Elliott (s1ldafort) | 63.21 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 18918. | Nathaniel (niel1003) | 63.21 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 18919. | happy_is_op (happy_is_op) | 63.21 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18920. | Blake (g8oraidm8) | 63.19 | 89% | 2017-01-21 |
| 18921. | Sarab (aujlasarab) | 63.19 | 90% | 2015-09-27 |
| 18922. | Lefter (lefter99) | 63.19 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 18923. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 63.19 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 18924. | Dishant (dishant_10) | 63.19 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 18925. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 63.19 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 18926. | John (jakw93) | 63.18 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 18927. | Max (the_maxinater) | 63.18 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 18928. | IzzyP (izzyp13) | 63.18 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
| 18929. | Independent (independent) | 63.18 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| 18930. | William (iif_cii) | 63.17 | 93% | 2015-12-20 |
| 18931. | dayy (lordie) | 63.17 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 18932. | Lune (debshot_883) | 63.17 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
| 18933. | pankaj (arya1pankaj) | 63.16 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
| 18934. | sunshine (chellenyasmin) | 63.16 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
| 18935. | Liam (liamdasilva) | 63.15 | 93% | 2015-06-28 |
| 18936. | GreenUmbrella (greenumbrella) | 63.15 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 18937. | Uriel (uriel1217) | 63.15 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
| 18938. | Jatin (jatin19902017) | 63.15 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
| 18939. | Shreya (squgeim) | 63.14 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 18940. | Ian (matcher23) | 63.14 | 89% | 2016-05-04 |
| 18941. | lil (lilgolem) | 63.13 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 18942. | (amithps66) | 63.13 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 18943. | Sohan (alphasd) | 63.13 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 18944. | Kayden (kaydengiang2512) | 63.12 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 18945. | Zak (teabola) | 63.12 | 89% | 2017-05-12 |
| 18946. | Mitsuha (mitsuha5231) | 63.12 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |