I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10912. | EhterMorph (ethermorph) | 86.61 | 96% | 2025-04-26 |
| 10913. | h (midnightbastard) | 86.61 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 10914. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 86.61 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 10915. | Nothing (superboye) | 86.61 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 10916. | Mario (marfredd) | 86.61 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 10917. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 86.61 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 10918. | Josh (atypicaltypisttyping) | 86.61 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 10919. | thenameisss (theoneonfonff) | 86.60 | 97% | 2025-02-14 |
| 10920. | gerald (geraldh) | 86.60 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 10921. | Noelito (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 86.59 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10922. | Marko (ggx4rtv_fast) | 86.59 | 99.4% | 2025-04-12 |
| 10923. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 10924. | Wawa (wawasc) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 10925. | Henry (henry_court) | 86.59 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 10926. | Timbox (tholz148) | 86.59 | 95.5% | 2021-02-07 |
| 10927. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 86.59 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 10928. | kyy (kyydcp) | 86.58 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 10929. | Arxalier (arxalier) | 86.58 | 98.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 10930. | Michael (frozentyper) | 86.58 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 10931. | Jafeth (demurepuck) | 86.58 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 10932. | Molloch (molloch) | 86.58 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 10933. | Virginia (thomas11) | 86.57 | 98.8% | 2024-11-04 |
| 10934. | Bloop (meimer) | 86.57 | 99% | 2023-06-14 |
| 10935. | Nathaniel (wetaketolong) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 10936. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 86.57 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 10937. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 86.56 | 99.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 10938. | Michael (toast1213) | 86.55 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 10939. | jessica (jlm27) | 86.55 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10940. | Joe (grimeson) | 86.55 | 99% | 2020-08-07 |
| 10941. | Memes (boomx9) | 86.55 | 99% | 2018-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |