And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8338. | (treeff) | 101.43 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 8339. | (loppycze) | 101.43 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 8340. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 101.42 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8341. | (ksil1) | 101.42 | 97% | 2015-01-26 |
| 8342. | (ngkynam) | 101.42 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 8343. | ARTAN (begaal97) | 101.42 | 99% | 2022-07-07 |
| 8344. | (cycloglobin) | 101.42 | 97% | 2015-09-12 |
| 8345. | Choo (iplaygame123) | 101.42 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 8346. | (diegonolan) | 101.42 | 96% | 2012-07-25 |
| 8347. | (potassiumchloride_) | 101.41 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 8348. | (lilaznpnaii) | 101.41 | 97% | 2012-09-05 |
| 8349. | (ocho) | 101.41 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 8350. | (foreign_man_23) | 101.41 | 95% | 2013-11-28 |
| 8351. | (drkabob) | 101.40 | 94% | 2014-09-11 |
| 8352. | (flamingbear) | 101.40 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 8353. | (danwisedelprado) | 101.40 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8354. | (lorrie182) | 101.39 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 8355. | (rogreat) | 101.39 | 97% | 2016-03-27 |
| 8356. | (accugroove) | 101.39 | 97% | 2017-06-26 |
| 8357. | (arussell22) | 101.39 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 8358. | (skl407) | 101.38 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 8359. | (bendavey) | 101.38 | 95% | 2014-09-20 |
| 8360. | (dezzzinator) | 101.37 | 97% | 2014-03-19 |
| 8361. | Aleksa (fastenough) | 101.37 | 93% | 2012-06-03 |
| 8362. | (bankruptparadise) | 101.36 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 8363. | (danielstep65) | 101.36 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8364. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 101.36 | 98% | 2015-08-11 |
| 8365. | (fallie) | 101.36 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 8366. | adrian (aidsasis) | 101.36 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 8367. | (playtoomuchgames) | 101.34 | 94% | 2021-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |