And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32329. | Na (nazarek) | 58.65 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 32330. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (shjung812) | 58.65 | 95% | 2015-05-25 |
| 32331. | Robert (rtivey01) | 58.65 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 32332. | Josh (cobra04) | 58.64 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 32333. | santiago (smcrmusic) | 58.64 | 93% | 2021-02-12 |
| 32334. | Alan (mephisto1030) | 58.64 | 96% | 2013-10-18 |
| 32335. | Twin A (twina) | 58.64 | — | 2009-12-03 |
| 32336. | rowen (kp7team) | 58.64 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
| 32337. | Sourav (_sourav_sarkar_) | 58.63 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 32338. | jugal kishor (jugal_sahu) | 58.63 | 92% | 2015-03-15 |
| 32339. | Henry (yapnog) | 58.63 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 32340. | Tiera (tiera) | 58.63 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 32341. | Patriks (pattrikks) | 58.63 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 32342. | Aileen (tea19941015) | 58.63 | 88% | 2015-05-18 |
| 32343. | joshua (boangka008) | 58.63 | 85% | 2012-10-10 |
| 32344. | Joe (joesffseoj) | 58.63 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 32345. | manu (manu1996) | 58.62 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 32346. | Taku (takuya) | 58.62 | 96% | 2012-01-22 |
| 32347. | racer (racer_1) | 58.62 | 93% | 2017-05-01 |
| 32348. | Kawhi (g1xmo) | 58.62 | 95% | 2019-06-28 |
| 32349. | Ariq (aruslibintang) | 58.62 | 90% | 2012-03-04 |
| 32350. | Arianne (froyo51) | 58.61 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
| 32351. | Nam (rimpro) | 58.61 | 91% | 2013-03-12 |
| 32352. | thoai (thoaitien00) | 58.61 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 32353. | R (reddevilman) | 58.61 | 92% | 2011-08-23 |
| 32354. | ari (arayashi) | 58.60 | 94% | 2012-05-27 |
| 32355. | bboy_aja (abdelaja) | 58.60 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 32356. | Avaneesh (avaneeshasokan) | 58.60 | 95% | 2014-10-20 |
| 32357. | Basti (bastii3) | 58.60 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 32358. | Jewel (nychilli) | 58.60 | 98% | 2012-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |